Ahhh, just look at him. He wants you to buy it.
And a BIG THANKS for those of you who voted after my original post!
And a BIG THANKS for those of you who voted after my original post!
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Zombie Shirt!
And a BIG THANKS for those of you who voted after my original post!
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Why Batman Doesn't Smile
My theory, anyhow.
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A Cheap Thrill is still a Thrill.
Sorry, this is as wise as I get.
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Superman and the Car
Yes, I know car alarms didn't exist in 1939. Don't ruin my fun.
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Boys Night Out
Threadless had a Parody challenge, and I had the urge to participate. I only had a day to do it. The above image is what came out of me. You can vote for it here, if you wish! The voting is open for the next week or so.
In other news, I'm up to page 53 on the 140 page graphic novel I'm working on! I continue to stay excited about it. I don't even care if I end a sentence with a preposition!
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Recent work
I'll say upfront, I assume most people visit my blog for the superhero parodies. I love doing them. I have plans for more. But, for now, here's other art I've been doing--
I continue to work on my 140 page monster graphic novel. Below is a one-off panel showing that there is a vampire loose in the story. I'm going with somewhat iconic looks for all the monsters, which include ghosts, zombies, and werewolves. As with my comic heroes parodies, I like applying my own logic onto iconic characters.
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All things considered, I'm close to halfway finished. I constantly debate whether this would be best released as a graphic novel, a web comic, or even a monthly mini-series. We'll see.
Below is a faux comic cover for an upcoming independent film by Jørgen Pedersen. It's titled "Cook & Banks," due out in the Summer of 2015. Jørgen give me descriptions and asked for art of the title characters, with a 70's-80's hero vibe. You can find out a bit more information at Bare Bear Productions.
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I continue to work on my 140 page monster graphic novel. Below is a one-off panel showing that there is a vampire loose in the story. I'm going with somewhat iconic looks for all the monsters, which include ghosts, zombies, and werewolves. As with my comic heroes parodies, I like applying my own logic onto iconic characters.
All things considered, I'm close to halfway finished. I constantly debate whether this would be best released as a graphic novel, a web comic, or even a monthly mini-series. We'll see.
Below is a faux comic cover for an upcoming independent film by Jørgen Pedersen. It's titled "Cook & Banks," due out in the Summer of 2015. Jørgen give me descriptions and asked for art of the title characters, with a 70's-80's hero vibe. You can find out a bit more information at Bare Bear Productions.
And finally, if you're a gamer, my "Happiness is Fleeting" zombie image is now available as an awesome playmat! Available at Inked Playmats!
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Bigfoot vs Clown
I have a new T-shirt design up for voting on Threadless!
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I feel that a big part of doing artwork is the ability to self-art-direct. Below is my original take. (After duplicating the clown's left arm into his right. One arm up wasn't angry enough.)
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I feel that a big part of doing artwork is the ability to self-art-direct. Below is my original take. (After duplicating the clown's left arm into his right. One arm up wasn't angry enough.)
Bigfoot was too goofy, and the clown wasn't goofy enough. I wasn't really in the mood to redraw a lot of the clown, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Here's a gif of the two together just because it's weird.
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Man of Steel movie ending revisited!
As the below scenario occurred to me, I took the liberty to assemble it. Click to enlarge.
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It's amazing how well the images match up! Perhaps Warner Bros. should pay Scott McCloud to add the scene to future releases of the film.
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My Latest Page
I haven't posted in a while. I've been working very diligently every weekend on my comedy/horror graphic novel. Here's my latest page.
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However, I think I'm going to take a break this weekend and start a new comic cover gif. I love doing them and it's been too long.
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Animated Superman #1
Whenever I see Superman #1 from 1939, I remember how Superman could only jump in his first adventures, not fly. That's where we get the whole "able leap buildings in a single bound" thing. This cover would have had to been timed just right to get him in a cool looking pose!
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I had the urge to animate it, so I did.
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A split second later and the cover would have looked like this.
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I had the urge to animate it, so I did.
A split second later and the cover would have looked like this.
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 1
What constitutes the Battle of the Century? To me, it's mainly one or two things. The combatants have to both be at the top of their game, and/or the battle itself has to somehow be epic. As I did my research, I didn't limit it to only the word "battle." I also included "fight, "bout" and "showdown." It's all good. I did, however, want the extravagant claim to appear on the book's cover.
I found twelve comics that made that claim. I'll be posting every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday until I've covered all twelve in chronological order.
Let's get started! First up, The Human Torch vs. The Sub-Marnier! Originally presented in Marvel Mystery Comics #9, 1940. Story by Bill Everett, Carl Burgos and John Compton. Art by Bill Everett and Carl Burgos.
Admittedly, I'm already breaking my own rule. This comic does not state "Battle of the Century" on its cover. It's on the splash page. However, this may be the first comic to make the claim, so I'm giving it a little grace.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Namor, the Sub-Mariner, has vowed to destroy the human race. The Human Torch has recently joined the police department. As Namor attempts to wreck the Washington Bridge, the Human Torch arrives to stop him. I think I’m going to have to side with the Torch on this one.
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
Namor soon retreats to his winged submarine to grab an air tank. He immediately returns to the surface and quickly blows out the Torch’s flame.
Namor then drags the Torch underwater to his “Aerial Sub”. Namor wins in four pages!
But wait! Namor accidentally loses control of an air hose (which powers his engine) and it hits the Torch. Not only does it revive the Torch, it also surrounds him with an air bubble! And, like a fart in a bathtub, it starts to float to the surface. Namor tries to stop the bubble, but he can’t!
Ladies and Gentlemen-- The Sub-Mariner, Lord of the Seven Seas, unable to pop an air bubble.
The bubble bursts as it reaches the surface. The Torch is free, on fire, and the battle continues on land. Soon, Namor has jumped into a water reservoir for a refreshing dip. The Torch (somehow) covers the reservoir with flame, trapping Namor. Namor immediately starts to suffocate because of the water’s chlorine content. He passes out.
The Torch wins!
No wait! Unfortunately, the Torch can’t see Namor through the flames and doesn’t know his predicament. So, he contacts the Army and asks them to bomb the reservoir. (Yes, they are actually trying to kill each other.) The American Army successfully drops an American bomb on the American reservoir. This, of course, blows Namor out of the water and saves him from suffocation.
As the fight begins anew, I discover something I never knew about the Sub-Mariner— He has a Sprinkler System!
WHO WINS?
After more shenanigans, Namor eventually slips a “translate case” over the Torch. This isn’t really a win however. Every time Namor lifts the case to kill him, the Torch has enough air to burst back into flames.
Suddenly, Betty Dean appears. She is described as Namor’s “only human friend.” I present the searing, nail-biting conclusion below--
Dispute settled! There's touching and everything. It's actually quite sweet.
They then say their pleasant goodbyes.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Let’s see—Both the characters were relatively well-known, there’s collateral damage, and it appears the fight lasted most of a day. Plus, in 1940, I suspect no one else had yet made the claim, so I’m going to say, “Yes!” At this point in the 20th century, it is the Battle of the Century!
Come back Wednesday for Part 2! Li'l Abner vs. Daisy Mae!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 2 - Li'l Abner vs. Daisy Mae!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
Abner Yokum vs. Daisy Mae Scragg! First presented in Al Capp’s Li’l Abner #72, 1949.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Funny story. Let’s start at the beginning.
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As president of “The Lily-White League”, Miss Gerta Girdlebuster addresses the otherKlanleague members on how disgraceful boys and girls act in this day and age (1949). Her dream is to find “the one 100% Good American Boy.” After tireless hours (as a Peeping Tom) she finally succeeds.
As president of “The Lily-White League”, Miss Gerta Girdlebuster addresses the other
Soon, 19 year-old Abner Yokum agrees to become the spokesperson for all-that-is-good-in-childhood. Li'l Abner's speeches are very successful and soon young’uns all over are turning their lives around!
This makes the Lily-White League so successful that when elderly philanthropists die, they leave all their money to the league! This upsets “The Sweet Innocence Society”. The Society suddenly goes on a quest to find a “100 percent Perfect Good Girl” to compete with the League’s “100 Percent Good Yokum”.
Guess who they find! That’s right, Daisy Mae Scragg!
Suddenly, with “100 percent Perfect Good Scragg” becoming popular, millionaires are confused about where to donate their money. The solution? Have a physical battle! Duh.
Perhaps it will even be the battle of the century!
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
The contestants come out blindfolded, because, um, well… we’ll get back to that. (Not really.)
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As the bell rings, they both remove their blindfolds. Daisy Mae immediately SMACKS Li’l Abner!
As the bell rings, they both remove their blindfolds. Daisy Mae immediately SMACKS Li’l Abner!
By “SMACKS” I mean she kisses him. So, of course, the referee starts kissing Daisy May too!
Yeah, it’s probably some obscure boxing rule that hardly ever comes into play. Anyhoo, this is where our story ends.
WHO WINS?
In true love, there are no losers.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
No. No it is not.Come back Friday for Part 3! Joe Palooka vs. Humphrey Pennyworth! It's a real boxing match! With hitting!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 3 - Joe Palooka vs. Humphrey Pennyworth!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
Joe Palooka vs. Humphrey Pennyworth! First presented in Joe Palooka #77, 1953. Written and drawn by Ham Fisher.
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Before I start, I should admit I knew absolutely nothing about Joe Palooka until buying this book. He’s the heavyweight champion of the world! I didn’t know that. It isn't shocking that he's going to have the “Bout of the Century” at some point. But in the context of the Battle of the Century in all comic books, how does he stack up? Let’s find out…
Before I start, I should admit I knew absolutely nothing about Joe Palooka until buying this book. He’s the heavyweight champion of the world! I didn’t know that. It isn't shocking that he's going to have the “Bout of the Century” at some point. But in the context of the Battle of the Century in all comic books, how does he stack up? Let’s find out…
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Joe is a boxer. The fact that he ends up in the ring is no biggie. Humphrey, however, is a gentle blacksmith who hates to hit people. The story begins with a quick explanation that Humphrey had recently beat a boxer named Balonki. Why this happened is unclear. It must have happened in a previous issue. I’m sure it was a wonderful story. The trouble this issue begins when two evvvvil boxing agents trick Humphrey into signing a fighting contract. (Side note: I really dig a lot of Ham Fisher’s art.)
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Humphrey is a man of honor and reluctantly obeys the contract. As it turns out, nobody can beat Humphrey! He’s built like a mountain and punches like, oh... let’s say, a punching mountain.
Unfortunately, the stadium doesn’t bring in enough money and the entire town is in danger of losing their houses! I hope things are going better in East Wokkington Falls. Also, the evvvvil agents have written into Humphrey’s contact that they get everything he owns if he ever quits boxing. He would have to give up the blacksmithing that he loves. The only solution is to have Humphrey fight the heavyweight champion, Joe Palooka! It would insure a huge audience and tons of money from ticket sales! These panels explain some of it, after the obligatory shower scene and cursing.
The evvvvil agents somehow get the notion that the more Humphrey eats, the more unstoppable he becomes. In other news, the entire nation wants to come see the fight, but everyone either gets lost or blocked.
All this may sound complex, but believe it or not, I’m leaving out a lot! To sum it up, Humphrey and Joe do not want to fight each other, but if they don’t, the entire town loses everything! Unfortunately, there’s not going to be a big, paying crowd. On the edge of your seat yet?
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
The fight is ready to begin and we get this interesting panel—
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It doesn’t look good for Joe. He takes one punch and it almost does him in.
It doesn’t look good for Joe. He takes one punch and it almost does him in.
The bell saves Joe and they continue into the next round. Their fight takes place in and outside the ring.
WHO WINS?
After several solid punches, Joe finally knocks Humphrey over.
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HA HA. Humphrey’s been eating so much, he gets stuck in the canvas. But, BOO HOO, the town didn’t make any money and everybody loses everything! Wait, Joe says he’ll pay for everything?!
Joe Palooka, you jerk! Why didn’t you just do that in the first place?
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
The book does a good job of sitting up the events and it feels like the fight is a big deal. However, the fight only lasts two rounds. At this point in the 20th century, I’m going to have to say the Battle of the Century title remains with The Human Torch vs. The Sub-Mariner, in the fight of ’40.
Come back Monday for Part 4. The Thing vs. the Hulk! It's the Marvel Age of Comics!
Come back Monday for Part 4. The Thing vs. the Hulk! It's the Marvel Age of Comics!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 4 - The Thing vs. The Hulk!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
The Thing vs. The Hulk! First presented in Fantastic Four #25, 1964. By Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Inks by George Roussos
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WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Our story opens in the grand tradition of Stan Lee penned books where everyone in a panel is saying something. Mr. Fantastic is yelling, "Ben! Come back!" Ben's on the the wall. I can't help but feel there is a better way to leave.
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Regardless, Mr. Fantastic has an antidote that will change Ben-Grimm-the-Thing back into Ben-Grimm-the-Human. But Ben ain't having it. He's afraid his girlfriend, Alicia, prefers him as the Thing. Gather from that what you will.
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Suddenly the blind Alicia shows up with a newspaper. Looks like the Hulk’s on the loose!
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We join the Hulk and he’s ranting about how much he hates his alter-ego, Bob Banner. (Yep. Bob Banner.) He also hates the Avengers. Hate hate hate.
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It’s interesting that, besides the paper clipping, the only thingBruce Bob had in his pockets was a pipe and matches. I’m not sure what he’s been smoking. Something to calm him down perhaps. Tossing it all aside, Hulk begins his jumping journey to New York City! Meanwhile in the Big Apple, Mr. Fantastic collapses! As he attempts to find a cure for Ben’s Thing ailment, he’s gotten sick while messing with viruses. That’s some sloppy science, Dr. Richards.
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Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, takes off in the Fantasticar intent on returning with a doctor. He however encounters the Hulk wrecking havoc, and attempts to put a stop to it. The Hulk makes quick work of him.
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The Thing and the Invisible Girl soon arrive. Sue doesn't last long either. It’s now just the Thing and the Hulk. Time for the main event! (Btw, if the Thing fails, the army’s going to drop an ATOMIC BOMB on the Hulk.)
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HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
It’s on!
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The Thing and Hulk break a lot of things; a warehouse, a bus, the pavement, a dock, a boat, the Washington Bridge. However, I think it’s most notable when Hulk gets his hands on the Thing and this happens—
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It was this very moment, when I saw the building wagging to and fro, that I thought, “Hey! Maybe this IS the Battle of the Century!”
At one point, Mr. Fantastic decides to join the noble fight, but instead lapses into a coma.
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Wow. That panel's just begging for new dialog.
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Sorry. I sometimes distract myself. The battle continues and the Thing manages to wrap Hulk up in bridge cables! Has he won?
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Nope. He tuckers out and takes a beating.
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Wait! He’s up again!
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Whaaaat?! Continued Next Issue? Welcome to the Marvel Age of Comics! Well, the next issue’s cover doesn’t say “The Battle of the Century”, so I’m not reading it.
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Okay, I read it. Spoilers. Rick Jones throws an “emergency gamma-ray treated capsule which Banner gave (him) months ago” into the Hulk's mouth. He turns back into Dr. Banner. Whether it’s Bob or Bruce, I’m not sure.
WHO WINS?
The Hulk. The Thing fights him more in issue #26, but it’s Gamma-Ray-Capsule Rick who ends the battle.
BONUS!
I love this panel from issue #26.
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It’s a bit goofy, and it’s also one of the few times Stan kept his words off Jack Kirby’s art.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Until Fantastic Four #25, I’ve considered the Human Torch/Sub-Mariner fight to be the battle of the century. Both their fight and the Hulk/Thing battle took place partially on the Washington Bridge. I haven’t consulted it, but I’m pretty certain the bridge would say the Hulk/Thing fight was the bigger battle. I’m going with that.
The Battle of the Century - The Thing vs. The Hulk, Fantastic Four #25.
At least as of 1964.
Come back Wednesday for Part 5. The battle of the sexes! The Thing vs. Thundra!
The Thing vs. The Hulk! First presented in Fantastic Four #25, 1964. By Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Inks by George Roussos
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Our story opens in the grand tradition of Stan Lee penned books where everyone in a panel is saying something. Mr. Fantastic is yelling, "Ben! Come back!" Ben's on the the wall. I can't help but feel there is a better way to leave.
Regardless, Mr. Fantastic has an antidote that will change Ben-Grimm-the-Thing back into Ben-Grimm-the-Human. But Ben ain't having it. He's afraid his girlfriend, Alicia, prefers him as the Thing. Gather from that what you will.
Suddenly the blind Alicia shows up with a newspaper. Looks like the Hulk’s on the loose!
We join the Hulk and he’s ranting about how much he hates his alter-ego, Bob Banner. (Yep. Bob Banner.) He also hates the Avengers. Hate hate hate.
It’s interesting that, besides the paper clipping, the only thing
Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, takes off in the Fantasticar intent on returning with a doctor. He however encounters the Hulk wrecking havoc, and attempts to put a stop to it. The Hulk makes quick work of him.
The Thing and the Invisible Girl soon arrive. Sue doesn't last long either. It’s now just the Thing and the Hulk. Time for the main event! (Btw, if the Thing fails, the army’s going to drop an ATOMIC BOMB on the Hulk.)
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
It’s on!
The Thing and Hulk break a lot of things; a warehouse, a bus, the pavement, a dock, a boat, the Washington Bridge. However, I think it’s most notable when Hulk gets his hands on the Thing and this happens—
At one point, Mr. Fantastic decides to join the noble fight, but instead lapses into a coma.
Wow. That panel's just begging for new dialog.
Sorry. I sometimes distract myself. The battle continues and the Thing manages to wrap Hulk up in bridge cables! Has he won?
Wait! He’s up again!
Whaaaat?! Continued Next Issue? Welcome to the Marvel Age of Comics! Well, the next issue’s cover doesn’t say “The Battle of the Century”, so I’m not reading it.
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Okay, I read it. Spoilers. Rick Jones throws an “emergency gamma-ray treated capsule which Banner gave (him) months ago” into the Hulk's mouth. He turns back into Dr. Banner. Whether it’s Bob or Bruce, I’m not sure.
WHO WINS?
The Hulk. The Thing fights him more in issue #26, but it’s Gamma-Ray-Capsule Rick who ends the battle.
BONUS!
I love this panel from issue #26.
It’s a bit goofy, and it’s also one of the few times Stan kept his words off Jack Kirby’s art.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Until Fantastic Four #25, I’ve considered the Human Torch/Sub-Mariner fight to be the battle of the century. Both their fight and the Hulk/Thing battle took place partially on the Washington Bridge. I haven’t consulted it, but I’m pretty certain the bridge would say the Hulk/Thing fight was the bigger battle. I’m going with that.
The Battle of the Century - The Thing vs. The Hulk, Fantastic Four #25.
At least as of 1964.
Come back Wednesday for Part 5. The battle of the sexes! The Thing vs. Thundra!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 5 - The Thing vs. Thundra!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
The Thing vs. Thundra! First presented in Fantastic Four #133, 1973. Written by Gerry Conway (a man). Drawn by Ramona Fradon (a woman). Inks by Joe Sinnott.
Note that the cover claims not only is it “The Battle of the Century”, it’s of “Any Century!” Basically, this is the greatest battle of all-time! This is going to be insane!!!
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
They are fighting because Thundra wants to fight. She’s incredibly straight-forward about it.
But before we get to that, I have a quick detour I'd like to make. In the Fantastic Four #25 (which we looked at two days ago), Ben refused to take an antidote to change him back to human because he was afraid his girlfriend, Alica, would no longer love him. Of course everyone thought that was ridiculous! However, in this issue of the FF, we get this panel with Alica--
Well, well.
This all takes place on New Year’s Eve at Times Square. Thundra stops the clock to challenge the Thing to a duel in Shea Stadium, in three days. She’s up high, so the Human Torch goes after her. Thundra breaks off a clock hand, uses it as a giant fan blade and blows out the Torch’s flame. Then she gets all sexist, and throws snow on him as an added bonus.
Oh! Medusa is in this comic too. The Invisible Girl’s away. (Just a little tidbit. Totally irrelevant to the story.)
Thundra grabs Alica to insure the Thing will show up for battle.
Thundra grabs Alica to insure the Thing will show up for battle.
Reed is anxious to get back to FF headquarters, so this happens--
I’m hoping this is how they get around in the upcoming movie.
Note: Important Factoid: This story takes place in early 1973, during a high social awareness of the lack of sexual equality. Feminism was in the news quite often. Later in ’73 is the famous “Battle of the Sexes,” with Billie Jean King facing Bobby Riggs on the tennis court. (Look it up, if you must.) So, of course, in the Marvel universe, this battle has caught the attention of the entire nation!
Note: Important Factoid: This story takes place in early 1973, during a high social awareness of the lack of sexual equality. Feminism was in the news quite often. Later in ’73 is the famous “Battle of the Sexes,” with Billie Jean King facing Bobby Riggs on the tennis court. (Look it up, if you must.) So, of course, in the Marvel universe, this battle has caught the attention of the entire nation!
It turns out that Thundra is a part of the Frightful Four! Their hideout is an old water tower, which I think is cool. It’s kinda like a tree house.
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
The day has arrived!
Thundra immediately grabs Ben and throws him out of the stadium. Home run!
Meanwhile, the rest of the Frightful Four are upset because their plan was to blow up the stadium and get rid of both the Thing and Thundra! It turns out she's not much of a "team player."
The battle continues on top of a giant globe. It's not much of a fight.
Thundra basically beats on Ben for a couple of pages. He did better in his other Battle of the Centuryagainst the Hulk.
WHO WINS?
Suddenly (and this comes out of NOWHERE!), Reed has a gun that changes the Thing back into regular ol’ Ben Grimm!
Thundra says, "...You've won this round, Ben Grimm." What?! He didn't win! He was losing, and on top of that, the Fantastic Four cheated!
Thundra flies away on that very convenient flying disc of hers. It was never really explained why she wanted to fight in the first place. For women's rights in the 70's, I guess. Later, she attacks the Frightful Four and returns Alica to Ben, all off-panel.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Perhaps... metaphorically. If you consider the Thundra and Thing skirmish to be the comic book “battle of the sexes”, then maybe it IS the Battle of the Century. It pits one half of the population against the other!
But... I’m not going to do that. The fight was too lame.
The Battle of the Century title remains with the Hulk/Thing fight of ’64. At least as of 1973.
Come back Friday for Part 6! Superman vs. Spider-Man!!!
Come back Friday for Part 6! Superman vs. Spider-Man!!!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 6 - Superman vs. Spider-Man!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
Superman vs. Spider-Man! First presented in Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man, 1976. Written by Gerry Conway. Art by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano.
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WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
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First of all, let’s talk about how they even coexist! Superman is published by DC Comics, while Spider-Man is published by Marvel. They come from two different universes! However, in this joint-published book, it appears they’ve always existed together and merely have never met. Smart move. No story time is wasted with explaining "crossing dimensions" or such.
First of all, let’s talk about how they even coexist! Superman is published by DC Comics, while Spider-Man is published by Marvel. They come from two different universes! However, in this joint-published book, it appears they’ve always existed together and merely have never met. Smart move. No story time is wasted with explaining "crossing dimensions" or such.
New York City is holding a “World News Conference." Anyone who’s anybody in the news business is attending, including Clark Kent - reporter, Lois Lane - reporter, Peter Parker - photographer, and Mary Jane Watson - um, trophy girlfriend?
Lois later bumps into Peter and they start talking about how much they admire each other’s work. Mary Jane shows up sporting a ‘tude.
Yep. Superman shows up too! The gang’s all here. I wonder what wonderful… WHHAAAAA?!
Did… did Superman just disintegrate Lois and Peter’s trophy girlfriend?!?
Peter decides to investigate as Spider-Man, which treats us to this hi-larious panel.
Clark Kent has been here the whole time? Something’s not right, now is it? Both our heroes decide to investigate outside the building.
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
I’m not sure why Spider-Man is so giddy to see Superman. He considers him either a murderer or a kidnapper! Superman considers Spider-Man a criminal and possibly behind the women’s disappearance. There’s going to be a fight! Superman against Spider-Man. This should last about two seconds.
Hold on, there’s a couple of guys lurking in the shadows. And by “shadows” I mean a brightly lit rooftop. It’s Lex Luther and Doctor Octopus! Luthor was masquerading as Superman!
Our villains are pleased that Spider-Man is unexpectedly involved, and decide to give him a little boost to his power level.
Looks like the power boost worked! There’s a rumor that Neal Adams re-penciled some of the Superman art. This page makes me believe it.
Finally, Superman loses his patience and throws a punch! However, being a very quick thinker, he realizes, “Great Krypton—What am I DOING? If this blow connects—it’ll KILL HIM!” He stops it at the last moment.
Well, blow me down! It still knocks the living bejeebers out of Spider-Man! (I took the liberty of rotating this page from its original vertical orientation.)
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Spider-Man flies through the air and through some windows, in one side of a building and out the other. I suppose if he had hit a wall, it would have been a shorter comic. Spider-Man comes back and attacks Supes with an angry two feet to the chest! But…
No more Red Sun Radiation performance-enhancement for Spidey! But, he still continues to attack.
It's sad, really.
When I got to the above page, I knew I had to make a gif!
WHO WINS?
In a surprising turn of events, Supes and Spidey soon decide they should work together!
(But I’m secretly calling Superman the winner.)
Okay, the Superman vs. Spider-Man battle is over, but there’s still thirty-some pages left in the book! Let’s see… Nasa has launched a “Comlab One” satellite and Luthor has taken control of it. He can now manipulate the weather! I'm not sure why he teamed up with Doc Ock. Even mad scientists get lonely I suppose. He has kidnapped Lois (and Mary Jane who maybe was invading Lois’ personal space when the ray hit?) to lure Superman to his lair. Luthor wants to gloat as he DESTROYS THE ENTIRE EARTH! Doc Ock realizes that Luthor puts the “mad” in “mad scientist” and wrecks Luthor’s equipment. Earth saved!
Superman and Spider-Man then wrap up the story by talking about how great they are.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
In 1976, Superman and Spider-Man were arguably the two biggest names in superheroes. Also, two different companies had to work together to make this book happen, so it was a harder match to manage. The fight itself was fairly impressive. (And BIG! This happened in a “tabloid” sized comic.) The real question is-- Does it beat the Hulk/Thing battle of 1964?
The Hulk/Thing fight was a great brawl, but eventually, their tussles became fairly commonplace. The Superman/Spider-Man battle remained very unique!
The Hulk/Thing fight was a great brawl, but eventually, their tussles became fairly commonplace. The Superman/Spider-Man battle remained very unique!
So, I’m going to say, “Yes." In 1976, the Battle of the Century is the Superman/Spider-Man Showdown!
Come back Monday for Part 7! Machine Man vs. Ten-For! If you dare!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 7 - Machine Man vs. Ten-For!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
Machine Man vs. Ten-For! First presented in Machine Man #4, 1978. Written and drawn by Jack Kirby. Inks by Mike Royer.
The villain’s name is “Ten-For”, good buddy. This was written around the time CB radios were popular, especially with truckers. "Ten Four" was the lingo for "affirmative". However, I see zero connections to the villain and truckin’. I can't decide if Kirby was somehow being topical.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
As the issue begins, it appears they’ve already been fighting! Machine Man has a cylinder attached to his forehead, which is keeping him immobile. The alien, Ten-For, is apparently to blame.
Dr. Peter Spalding (whoever that is) is attempting to remove the device using Machine Man’s very own laser finger.
The doctor doesn’t finish his sentence because the cylinder comes off! Machine Man is fine. He’s off to find Ten-For. But where is Ten-For? Crashing in to an alleyway for some reason.
As I read, “Scurry for cover, you putty-skinned carrion! Where an Autocron steps there he rules,” I wondered for the first time-- Did Stan Lee’s writing style influence Jack Kirby’s writing style? They worked together for years to see nothing but success. Has this question ever come up?
Moving on.
Unfortunately as Machine Man seeks Ten-For, the military has caught wind of “two machine men” on the loose. A solider tries to stop our hero, but Machine Man escapes using his silver tongue and cool moves.
As Machine Man sits in a tree, he decides to use a “dimensional transfer,” which is essentially transportation. It gives us some cool Kirby visuals.
Machine Man leaves the restaurant with a clever excuse…
…and finds himself in Central City.
Hey, Machine Man! You know what IS a common sight in Central City?
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The Flash. (No, he's not in the book.)
Okay, we’ve made it to page 23. Let the fight begin!!!
Wow, the red color really makes that furniture sign important! It's not.
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
Ten-For’s face flips up and he fires the first shot!
Machine Man fires back!
Ten-For leaves.
What? That’s it?!
Ten-For shoots once and Machine shoots once? The cover promised me “The Fight of the Century” as created by Jack Kirby! Alas... if only I were a robot, so I wouldn’t feel this aching disappointment that swells within my human heart.
Ten-For shoots once and Machine shoots once? The cover promised me “The Fight of the Century” as created by Jack Kirby! Alas... if only I were a robot, so I wouldn’t feel this aching disappointment that swells within my human heart.
Slow to follow, Machine Man suddenly realizes that he could use his Dimensional Transfer ability and “shove Ten-For as far from Earth as possible.” However, when Machine Man catches up with our villain, Ten-For has captured some humans. They would (somehow) go with him if he’s transported. What will Machine man do?
WHO WINS?
Hmmm, I’m going to check the info on www.comics.org. Give me a second.
Okay. It looks like Ten-For is in the next two issues. But, in the issue #6 info, under “Characters”, it states “Ten-For (death).” Well then--
Winner – Machine Man!
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Me trying to get the last of the toothpaste out of the tube this morning was a bigger battle. So, “No.”
The Battle of the Century title remains with the Superman/Spider-Man fight of ’76.
Come back Wednesday for Part 8! Spider-Man vs. The Hulk!
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 8 - Spider-Man vs. the Hulk!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
Spider-Man vs the Hulk! Presented in Special Edition: Spider-Man vs. The Hulk, 1979. It’s an advertising supplement to the Columbus Dispatch. I can’t find any credits for this issue, but the art is obviously penciled by Sal Buscema. I’m going to guess it was written by Jim Shooter, but it’s just a guess.
I recognize both the character poses as being Marvel “clip art” with a book being awkwardly added to Spider-Man’s hand. I guess it’s there because this is a “Big Special Back-to-School Issue!” By “big” they mean 16 pages, and by “back-to-school” they mean the fight happens on a college campus. I suppose “special” means you get it free in your newspaper. The splash page is designed to get everyone up to speed—
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Dr. R.B. “David” Banner is in New York, headed to the Empire State University “looking for salvation”, which is never explained.
Okay, hang on a moment. We all know that the Hulk is really Bruce Banner, right? He was “Bob” in the FF #25 we reviewed last week, and now he’s “David.” For some reason, that’s what he was called in the popular Hulk TV in the late 70’s. But if it comes up, I’m calling him Bruce, okay? Bruce!
Anyway, Paul Parker happens to be going to the college at the same time. Ha ha. Kidding. It’s Peter Parker.
Bruce sees a little girl fall into the water at the docks and freaks out. Bruce! Be cool, man! Nope, he changes to the Hulk, but he still saves the girl.
People yell at him. He jumps off as the police shoot at him. He’s misunderstood, you know.
Meanwhile, across town, we get a one page Spider-Man adventure. Oh no! He’s late for the first day of school! (I guess it is a back-to-school issue!)
Spidey stops the criminals, but a shop owner runs out to yell at him for breaking the front window. He’s under-appreciated, don’t you know.
After class, since it’s the first day of school, Peter decides it’s a great time to hit on the local talent.
Smooooth. Oh no! Peter’s spider-senses suddenly go off! He dumps the girl and throws an internal pity-party. Then, fight time!
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
Spidey tries to web the Hulk, but that never works.
The Hulk doesn't talk in this issue, he only growls and such. Again, blame it on the TV show. There’s a two panel bit that’s humorous, but in some ways, it's merely ahead of its time.
The Hulk rampages. He’s very good at it.
Spidey does his best to keep all the students out of danger, when--
We get a little break from the fight to see what Spider-Man's made of—
He’s made of determination with a goodness filling!
Oops, that last page is from 1966’s Amazing Spider-Man #33. My mistake.
WHO WINS?
The fight continues! Spidey’s holding his own (sorta), but is probably not going to win. Then something happens that changes everything!
Didn't we go through this lifting thing already? Anyway, the army suddenly shows up to blast the Hulk! Spidey, however, webs them up so that Hulk can jump away! (Which he could have done anyhow.)
Our story wraps up with a couple more comic book clichés. ‘Cause perhaps newspaper readers have never seen them?
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Naw. Hulk breaks things and Spidey get throw around a lot. It might win as the CLICHÉ Battle of the Century! However, it is a good introduction to the world of comics, which is its purpose.
The Battle of the Century title remains with the Superman/Spider-Man fight of ’76. For now.
The Battle of the Century title remains with the Superman/Spider-Man fight of ’76. For now.
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 9 - The X-Men vs. Alpha Flight (or maybe Loki).
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
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They discover their colleagues, alive and very well, inside the city, along with non-mutant humans. Here they all are, also from issue #1.
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We only get about three pages of battle. Below is our most action packed one. They're fighting for the fate of the world!
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As of 1985, the winner is still Superman vs. Spider-Man!
X-Men and Alpha Flight and Loki! Presented in X-Men and Alpha Flight #2, 1985. Written by Chris Claremont. Art by Paul Smith. Inked by Bob Waicek & friends.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
First things first, who is fighting whom? As with most Chris Claremont written X-Men books, there are lots of characters, dense dialog, and interweaving stories. I’ll summarize to the best of my humble ability.
As members of the X-Men and Alpha Flight investigate the disappearance of an airplane, which contained several of their friends, they discover a fantastic city near the Arctic Circle. Seen here in issue #1.
They discover their colleagues, alive and very well, inside the city, along with non-mutant humans. Here they all are, also from issue #1.
Do you know everybody? I don’t. I’m just here for the fight.
You may wonder why everyone is dressed so grandly. There is a “Firefountain” of magic that shoots up through a nearby mountain. This fountain can heal all pain while also giving everyone superpowers! With great power comes impractical costumes. Here’s Scott Summers (Cyclops) and Madelyne Pryor, who were on the downed plane and now live in this magical city.
You can tell how glorious this place is by the glorious shoulder pads that Madelyne wears. (Admittedly, it was the 80's.)
The Firefountain continues to grow. Eventually it will affect the entire world! Everyone will have superpowers! There will be no more prejudice against super-powered mutants and (bonus!) no more sickness!
But, uh-oh, here comes the curve ball. All magical beings are slowly being destroyed by the same effect that heals and powers everyone else. Check out Snowbird, who Wolverine discovers—
Egad. She's seen better days.
So here’s the rub—Is it worth ending the lives of a small percentage of the world’s population to give billions of people a near perfect life? Some of the X-Men and some of Alpha Flight think it’s worth the price. Other members think it’s not. Some want to extinguish the fountain, some do not. Here comes the fight!
So here’s the rub—Is it worth ending the lives of a small percentage of the world’s population to give billions of people a near perfect life? Some of the X-Men and some of Alpha Flight think it’s worth the price. Other members think it’s not. Some want to extinguish the fountain, some do not. Here comes the fight!
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
It's team member against team member, husband against wife!
We only get about three pages of battle. Below is our most action packed one. They're fighting for the fate of the world!
WHO WINS?
Northstar and Talisman fly off to the mountain in an attempt to shut down the Firefountain.
They soon discover that not only does the fountain destroy magic folk, it also destroys the “inner magic” of ordinary people. It shuts off their imagination! No more creativity on the entire planet! One of the humans seems to have known this, but it took him a while to crack.
When everyone finds out, they stop fighting. Suddenly Loki shows up!
It turns out that the people who already had superpowers won’t lose their ability to dream. Cyclops gives a pessimistic little speech.
Everyone fights Loki and his Frost Giants. Is THISsupposed to be the Battle of the Century? I’m not sure. We gets less than a page of action.
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Suddenly the sky fills with… the gods of the gods?
I notice that Loki’s tongue is not colored. Mistake, or does he have a silver tongue? He should.
Whatever the case, the silver-tongued devil had made some kind of deal with the big guys. In return Loki had to do, “A deed of goodness, a gift freely given.” The Firefountain was Loki’s gift to mankind, but he ended up fighting people to force them to take it! Oops.
Game over.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
Hard to say. There were fights going on, but we spent much more time dealing with emotions and feelings and such. Ultimately, I would say, “No. It is not.”As of 1985, the winner is still Superman vs. Spider-Man!
Come back Monday for Part 10! A double feature! Green Lantern vs Blue Beetle! Plus, Loco vs Pulverine! Whaaaat?
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What WAS the Comic Battle of the 20th Century? Part 10 - Guy Gardner vs. Blue Beetle, plus Loco vs. Pulverine!
Continuing my 12-part series reviewing comic books that claim The Battle/Fight/Bout/Showdown of the Century on their covers. Today's battle---
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The bell rings, and it turns outs that Ted is the better boxer.
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Fortunately, the fight is so incredible it breaks into other, simpler, comic realities!
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It ends with our fighters visiting our reporter in the hospital.
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As of 1992, the title still belongs to 1976’s Superman vs. Spider-Man.
Guy Gardner vs. Blue Beetle! Presented in Justice League America #52, 1991. Written by Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis. Art by Tevor Von Eeden and Randy Elliott.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Our story opens with the title amusingly backtracking on its claim, while an upset Ted Kord is looking in a mirror.
Ted has put on too much weight to fit into his Blue Beetle costume! He decides to go to the Justice League’s gym to work out. You gotta start somewhere, right? Guy Garner and Major Glory are already there. Guy starts giving Ted fat grief.
I have never liked Guy Gardner. I don’t know if it’s his stupid haircut, or the fact that he’s always a total douche, but I’m not a fan. Maybe I’ve never read the right stories. He doesn't seem like Green Lantern material to me.
Major Glory stops Ted and Guy from fighting, and suggests they settle their differences with a fight.
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
Hey! Batman shows up, so you know this is going to be good!!! What? He’s here by accident? Oooooh.
The bell rings, and it turns outs that Ted is the better boxer.
Between round one and two, Guy notices his nose is bleeding, whispering, “NOBODY bleeds Guy Gardner…”
Yep, he sucker punches Ted between rounds. Everyone intervenes, and Martian Manhunter kicks Guy out of the Justice League.
You’re not improving my opinion of you, Guy.
WHO WINS?
I’m calling Blue Beetle the winner.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
No. I just found it depressing.
Of course, it may be because I did something similar to a friend in college. He was totally getting the best of me, and I sucker punched him between boxing rounds. True story. (However, he was facing me.) It was one of the few times when I’ve been truly, lividly mad. Perhaps this is Karma’s way of telling me to take a hard look at myself.
Of course, it may be because I did something similar to a friend in college. He was totally getting the best of me, and I sucker punched him between boxing rounds. True story. (However, he was facing me.) It was one of the few times when I’ve been truly, lividly mad. Perhaps this is Karma’s way of telling me to take a hard look at myself.
Or, I could merely move on to the next comic review...
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Loco vs, Pulverine! Presented in Loco vs, Pulverine, 1992. Written by Fred Schiller and Steve Donnelly. Art by Gary Yap.
In the early 90’s, DC Comics had bad-ass Lobo as their very popular tough guy, while Marvel had mean-butt Wolverine as theirs. Along comes Eclipse Comics to settle who’s actually the toughest, through the sophisticated art of parody.
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING?
Loco wants to prove he’s the baddest of the bad! Here he is finishing a fight with a Sabletooth parody, Snaggletooth, not to be confused with Snagglepuss.
But Loco actually wants to fight Pulverine!
Pulverine, however, is nowhere to be found. Screw the 18 pages of suspense, I’ll jump ahead and tell you why—
Pulverine has an exclusive contact with Marble Comics, and only they can tell him who to fight. Loco, however, keeps taunting him until finally Pulverine snaps!
HOW EPIC IS THE BATTLE?
Soon the battle is raging. The art has its appeal, but some of it takes a little effort to decipher.
Fortunately, the fight is so incredible it breaks into other, simpler, comic realities!
And into very 90’s realities.
The realities don’t like being messed with, so some characters decide to put an end to it.
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Hey look! Star-Lord is in there. I bet the artist thought he was adding an obscure character into this scene. Not so obscure anymore, eh world?
WHO WINS?
Hey look! Star-Lord is in there. I bet the artist thought he was adding an obscure character into this scene. Not so obscure anymore, eh world?
WHO WINS?
Here’s something I’ve yet to mention. There’s a reporter who has constantly, unsuccessfully tried to cover this story. He finally catches up with the battle.
It ends with our fighters visiting our reporter in the hospital.
It’s comedy! I laughed at some bits. I guess I don’t really need to see a winner.
I guess.
IS IT THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY?
It was quite the ruckus, but it lacked the name recognition to be the Battle of the Century.
Come back Wednesday for Part 11! It's a big one!
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